Friday, July 28, 2023

Blake Lively Looks Cool


 Blake Lively posted this to her Instagram and she looks super cool. Kind of like she stepped out of a 1970s ad for Johnny Walker or Virginia Slims or something. She's married to the most annoying man on the planet - Ryan Reynolds - and that guy has rubbed me the wrong way for 20 years so I can now honestly say we know why she has the towel wrapped around her waist. 

That doesn't help ladies... In fact it makes things worse. Trying to hide a huge fat ass with a towel is like trying to camouflage your car by painting it pink with huge yellow flames on it. It only draws attention to it. You're not fooling anyone. Sorry. 

I would have been more tactful about this news but you're the one that's married to Ryan Reynolds not me.