Salma Hayek posted this picture on her Instagram account to celebrate National Bikini Day whenever that was. I think it was like five days ago but oh my God who cares. This is shocking. I'm sure someone mentioned her age and then said how she looks good for her age which is the biggest backhanded compliment I can think of, so you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to start telling people they look bad for their age. As in, "Wow you're 26? You look pretty bad for your age". And let's face it they probably do. Unlike me and Salma, you can only wish you looked as good as us at any age.
