Shakira got an award for something last week. I don't know what it was
for because it can't be for her awful music, and I didn't actually read
the story. They said she looked "hot" in red and she does, but I ask
you. So what? Do you know how many hot girls there are? Many, many
millions. I've heard a little bit of her music but really know only one Shakira song
and even that one is almost 20 years old. I don't know how she dragged
one hit into a nearly 20 year career but I guess Guns N' Roses did it for
30 so it just works that way sometimes.