Monday, March 4, 2024

Julia Fox is Nobody


 Developmentally disabled "actress" Julia Fox showed up at Paris Fashion Week looking like this for some reason. She'll never be anything but a weird "hanger on". Forever a name dropper on the periphery of true fame.  And yet people write about her, even me. I absolutely refuse to do any further research about her but I can guarantee with almost 100% certainty that she's a trust fund baby with a father that owns a string of hospitals, and a drunken mother that has affairs with their household staff. Allegedly. 

If that sounds oddly specific it's because I actually knew a person exactly like that and they're all fucked in the head, and they all behave exactly like her. Having money does horrible things to people's brains.

Julia got "famous" for dating/fucking Kanye West for like two weeks three years ago and yet here she is, taking up space on one of the biggest most popular celebrity gossip websites that exists today. The other one, not this one. And what does she offer the world except for a bad Lady Gaga circa 2006 impersonation? Nothing.