!!!!SHOCKING UPDATE!!!! This is one of those stories I wrote, probably on Friday and then promptly forgot about so lucky for me I already have almost half of my Monday posts ready to go!
I haven't heard anything about Lizzo for a while, maybe she was hibernating and now Spring is here and so she finally woke up and dragged herself out of her den. I'm not sure why you'd risk diabetes, heart attack and/or a paralyzing or fatal stroke to make yourself appealing to the 15% of the non-walrus population that finds this attractive, but I'm a big freedom guy so knock yourself out. Hey remember when she played that flute? Oh boy those were the days weren't they?
