Friday, March 22, 2024

Sydney Sweeny is Smokin


 Sydney Sweeney is certainly attractive. Would I say she's as hot as a porn star? Not to her face I wouldn't. They said she was out "doing press" - whatever the fuck that means - for something but who cares she's like a goddamn Roman statue. I'm even ignoring the fact that she's 26 years old and not 36. She's unnaturally hot for a 26 year old. Okay I can already feel this starting to veer off in a bad direction. 

!!!!SEXY UPDATE!!!!

I'm letting it be known right now that I don't believe she's 26 years old. I don't know why I think that, but I do and I've been right before.