Aubrey Plaza Loves her Mas - I Mean Dogs

 Aubrey Plaza was walking her dogs outside by herself while wearing a mask, "But what if there are other people around?" someone dumb might ask. Well there wasn't, there's video of her doing this, which I'm not embedding because I don't know how and refuse to learn, and there isn't another soul in sight, save for the creepy camera man that was across the street stalking her and taking her picture. 

I've said some nice things about Aubrey Plaza in the past but that's all over now. Nearly half of the country has received the vaccine, almost half of the states have lifted nearly all restrictions, yet you people are still walking around like it's April 2020. Don't you learn anything? Don't you read? Doesn't your thinking evolve at all? What's it like to live in a near constant state of ignorance? Does it hurt? Because it should. I'm not trying to change anyone's mind about anything because it's become pretty clear to me that some of you people don't think at all.

Aubrey Plaza is Brilliant

Aubrey Plaza walked her dogs, outside, by herself, and wore a mask. If there are no other people around why are you wearing a mask. Are you protecting yourself from Chemtrails? I can only assume that's the reason, especially since that's not a medical mask so it isn't stopping the virus even if it was floating around freely in the air,  which it's not because that's not how a virus works. Maybe it keeps her from licking mailboxes or something else someone else may have touched five minutes ago. Or maybe it's acting as one of those cones people put on dogs so they don't chew themselves, did she get any sticthes recently? Maybe it keeps her from eating random things off the street. I have a cat that swallowed a nickel once and needed very serious surgery so that might actually be smart of her.

Aubrey Plaza is Walkin' the Dogs

Aubrey Plaza has the face of a girl with an attitude. And I like it.

Aubrey Plaza is Cute Again

I wasn't going to write about Aubrey Plaza ever again because of all of the unfortunate mask incidents but I feel I've grown. I have no hair color preference but I think she looks better as a brunette. I'd love her no matter what I'm just saying. Plus I think she's really cute and has a nice smile. 

Here she is taking her dog to the groomer. He looks like a cute old guy. Can you imagine sneaking around like an idiot taking someone's picture when they take their dog to the groomer? That's pretty pathetic. Still they get paid I guess unlike me who then uses said pictures to write this garbage that no one reads so who's the idiot now?

I Know Aubrey Plaza

I KNOW WHO THIS IS! This is Aubrey Plaza at the MTV Movie & TV Awards. I know her because I saw her in a cellphone commercial and I thought she was really cute. She takes a selfie in it? Or maybe it was for gum? She has a nice, effortless smile so I bet it was for gum. You know, it keeps your teeth clean or something? I guess she's in movies too but I wouldn't know because you simpletons have ruined movies for everyone with your demands for more, and more ridiculous shoot 'em up superhero junk and whatever else it is you people like. Hollywood only makes movies for people in other countries now...

"Tom Cruise puts on an electro-power suit and fights the powers that be while driving a tiny car really fast after the oppressive masters establish just one too many speed cameras on the Autobahn

SPEED TRAP. Opens July 4th"

Weekend box office? $9 trillion dollars. Idiots.

I Like Aubrey Plaza

I think Aubrey Plaza has the best smile in the whole world. See? It's not always about abs and hot Nazis. I hope that's some kind of pale and creepy gremlin she took along with her to whatever event she was going too and not her boyfriend. Shouldn't it be on a leash or something? I guess so long as it's had all of it's shots it should be fine

Aubrey Plaza Sees You

 This started out as a story about Aubrey Plaza who I haven't written about in a while because she seems incredibly boring even for a girl I would probably really like, even if I do think she probably has a screw loose,  but then I remembered it was about her attending New York Fashion Week and I'm not writing about that anymore because nobody on Earth cares.

On the other hand the newest fashion for this year seems to be "Early 80s East German Spy" and you're definitely getting no argument from me on that. Do you have ways of making me talk? Let's try some of them later