Jesse James Decker has Awful Taste in Clothes

 I write about Jesse James Decker a lot now, but I won't if she keeps wearing those shoes. And that dress? I mean c'mon. You need to let me dress you Jess (I call her Jess), you'd be shocked at how good I would be at it. Want to try? It'll be fun!

Lady Gaga. Horse Face

Remember when I said Lady Gaga went back and forth between being attractive and being really weird looking? Look, I brought receipts as the kids say. She was with Adam Driver at something for some movie called House of Gucci I think, and who gives a fuck. I can't believe I have to keep talking about these two camel faced assholes, and that I have to keep writing this ridiculous blog.

 It was for his 38th birthday I believe. Happy birthday Andre Previn. Here's a little tip for Lady Gaga. Maybe lay of the salt, if you know what I'm getting at tubby.

Site Update

 I don't have anything ready "for print" just now, BUT I am working on an opinion piece about the latest on Superwhore Kim Kardashian and noted comic crack head Pete Davidson. Remember it's just my opinion, but it's most likely correct since it usually is. I'll hit the PUBLISH button this afternoon as son as it's done. I don't do too many of these but this one will be easy.

Happy Anniversary

 Today is the day in 1978 that Jim Jones and all of his followers offed themselves in the steaming jungles of Guyana. This is where the phrase "drink the Kool-Aid" comes from even though it was actually grape Flavor-Aid laced with cyanide they chugged. Honestly, if you're stupid and gullible enough to join a cult, you probably should kill yourself. Good riddance and godspeed socialist warriors.

Heidi Klum Looks Bad

 I'm only writing about Heidi Klum again so soon because what she's wearing looks awful. This high-waisted fad has got to end. I mean that really looks horrendous, and she's Heidi Klum. Imagine how bad they look on yo- I mean a regular person.

Young Dolph Dead

 Hugely WORLD FAMOUS rapper "Young Dolph" was gunned down in Memphis. Which sounds kind of like a cool song title: "Gunned Down in Memphis". He's dead of course, so I guess he probably doesn't think it's cool. This is the only time I ever think about rappers so the old saying "no press is bad press" holds true. Except in this case because he's dead. I hope he willed his silver jewelry to somebody that will treat it with the respect it deserves (buries it in the yard).

Heidi Klum Rocks

Heidi Klum was on a photo shoot in Greece. No one said what the photo shoot was for, so I'll assume she was dressed up to go see the Winger concert at The House of Blues and both things just sort of dovetailed. The best thing about those horrible 80s/early 90s bands is, all the women that were in their 20s when those bands were popular are now MILFs in their late 40s and up and they like to get dressed up like total sluts to go see them in concert. Plus by this time they usually despise the now fat oaf they felt pressured to marry in 1995 so it's pretty much like shooting fish in a barrel. If you're interested Heidi, I could take you to see some really awful bands.