Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Bob Dylan Wins Again

 
 Bob Dylan has ticked off some of the people that sit on the Nobel Prize board by not acknowledging the fact that he's won a Nobel Prize...
 Bob Dylan's failure to acknowledge his Nobel Prize in literature is "impolite and arrogant", according to a member of the body that awards it.
Bob Dylan is 75 years old, so there is the possibility that he isn't even aware that he's won a Nobel Prize. Maybe the Nobel Prize people will get lucky and he'll read one of the headlines on a People magazine or a National Enquirer while he's standing in line at Walgreen's, or wherever 75 year olds go to get their Ensure. You never know, maybe he has heard about winning but he's just in his car right now driving 30 miles an hour lost on the expressway when he went to go pick it up. He can't call and let them know because his Jitterbug won't let him make long distance calls.