Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, October 21, 2016
Princess Beatrice is Certifiable
I told you Princess Beatrice of The monarchy of Ol' Britania or whatever they're called was insane. She doesn't even bother to hide it anymore. "Here I am dressed up like Napoleon's cat!" she told reporters. Later at the "We are the Change in the World Climate Change Rescue Breast Cancer Alert Ball" or wherever the hell she was, she punched a waiter for not having any Friskies. Later reports that she fell asleep on somebody's jacket in the coat room were later found to be untrue.