Thursday, July 9, 2015

Ariana Grande Thinks You're Fat and Stupid

Ariana Grande was surprised to find out they make donuts in a donut shop. Here's the TMZ link if you're interested in reading about this there instead so go ahead who fucking needs you?
 Ariana Grande burned herself badly in that donut shop ... by bashing fat Americans, and now many people think that's why she's bailing on a huge concert event... employee brought out a tray of oversized donuts, and Ariana blurted ... "What the fukk is that? I hate Americans. I hate America.
 Um, wasn't she IN a donut shop? What did she think they were making in there, Che Guevara t-shirts?  She was saying that to impress her head band wearing vato wannabe boyfriend. And anyway, you know what? They all say stuff that. She's a 22 year old moron. They think it's edgy and original and they all think they're the first ones to say stuff like that. What the fuck does she know?

As recently as 2011 she she was probably a high school junior that didn't have a single thought in her head beyond going to Forever XXI and Discovery Clothes "for that big party at Kevin's house his parents are totally out of town!". There are probably 10 million Airiana Grandes wandering around that think all Americans are fat, and stupid when in fact, she's the idiot that probably still thinks "like John Lennon is like the greatest songwriter ever" and posts George Carlin memes all over her Facebook page.

And hey if nothing else they can start planning the Ariana Grande/Carly Rae Jepsen tour now

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