Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Dildos Over Portland

This isn't about making fun of a celebrity, but c'mon someone is heaving hundreds of dildos over power lines in Portland...
 The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.
In some cities tossing running shoes over power lines used to mean that's a spot where you could buy drugs but dildos? What could that mean that isn't completely horrifying? And hundreds? The very first thing I thought  was, "Jesus aren't those things kind of expensive?" And my second one is, when did your mom move to Portland? She's got a pretty good arm.

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