Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, July 6, 2015
Congratulations Alex Morgan
Women's soccer is a big thing now but I wouldn't know because unless you live in South America I thought people quit playing soccer when they were 11 years old, but people pretend to like it enough I guess so here we are and while I don't care for soccer I do like girls with athletic bodies in bikinis and so here's Alex Morgan walking around in one. I can only assume she's the captain of the team because why wouldn't she be and if she isn't maybe it's time for a promotion. How do you promote somebody to Captain on a soccer team? Give their family some goats or maybe a box of nails so they can fix their roof before the rainy season? I'll pitch in if she needs the help.