Monday, November 7, 2016

Bradley Cooper is a Gumball Machine

BRADLEY. COOPER. IS. A SPACEMAN. It's funnier in your head if you do it in that monotone robot voice. Later in the afternoon he had his mom baby pin a towel around his neck and he jumped off of the garage roof even though she told him to stop doing that. The whole idea behind that body armor is, it's supposed to protect you in the event of a crash or I guess, flying debris. Normally it slips into a pocket of a leather or nylon jacket. That chest plate as he's wearing it is seems virtually useless. Unless he's meeting the gang over at the sandlot for a game of stick ball.

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