Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Gwyneth Paltrow is in Command
Gwyneth Paltrow was also at the same Gucci film festival as Zoe Saldana but Gwyneth went dressed as 23rd Century space commander Lord Xeris. Why is she there alone? You'd think an attractive powerful Commandant Space Leader like her could get her own French vampire boyfriend. It's lonely at the top I guess. Do you think those shoulder brushes are separate? Or are they sewn onto the uniform. All she needs is a Nazi officer's hat and she instantly becomes a fetish model. Which, by the way, would be fine with me. Call me back Gwyn.