Friday, November 18, 2016

Jennifer Lopez is at the Latin Grammys

Jennifer Lopez was at the Latin Grammys - whatever those are -  and she stuffed herself into a body suit? Overalls? I'm not sure what this thing is called. What most people don't realize is she's actually modeling 3M's new line of indestructible zippers. I can just imagine the scene in the dressing room where two assistants are pressing her as hard as they can up against a wall while a third used both hands and a pair of pliers to get that thing closed. "If you guys don't get this thing closed so help me Jesus I'll cut you" she probably said while doing that thing with her neck like a black girl does when she gets mad.

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