Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, April 3, 2017
Gwen Stefani is a Lollypop Girl
Is Gwen Stefani's head getting bigger? Or just her face. Normally I would never consider saying anything bad about how she looks but this is starting to concern me. Look, I'm a busy man, I can't be a caretaker for a giant face. Helping it in and out of bed, pushing it down the street in a wheelbarrow when we go for a walk I mean c'mon. I'm just way to selfish. There I said it.