Friday, April 28, 2017
Orlando Bloom Apologizes
Orlando Bloom apologized profusely for calling himself a pikey -- whatever that is -- during some BBC interview. I thought it was a fish old men in Minnesota tried to catch but I assume it's probably a slur about someone, somewhere I guess. Maybe back East who knows. "I can't believe you called me a pikey!" I can hear them screaming in Wakawalla World or maybe they use it in Zebrenostan or some other foreign pit of despair. Really you sorry bunch of losers have to come up with some better slurs. I can think of at least a half dozen good ones without even batting an eye.