Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, April 14, 2017
Jessica Simpson Gets Called For Pass Interference
Jessica Simpson relived her high school football glory days when she was a middle linebacker at J. J. Pearce High School by barrelling her way through the crowd on her way to dinner. She can be supernaturally hot when she wants to be, and sometimes people go back and forth weight-wise but I'm a selfish idiot and I like the Jessica when her and Britney Spears were 21 years old and were the two hottest people on Earth. Sorry it's just how I am. Don't try to change me.