Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Tina Arena is Famous Somewhere

Tina Arena is an Australian singer from - I think - Australia, and she has a new fragrance. Judging by the picture I'm guessing it's called "Evil Boarding School Head Mistress" because I don't know anything about perfume or Australian singers unless they're named Bon Scott.You can't expect me to keep up with all the wild goings on in Australia. There's a reason they call it The Hollywood of the East, and that reason is because I just made it up. I wouldn't even remember Australia was a place except for the fact that their F-List celebrities occasionally turn up in these boring news stories