Thursday, June 1, 2017

Teen Mom Does Stuff

This story breathlessly asks if Amber Portwood of Teen Mom "fame" and her gorilla faced boyfriend Matt Baier have broken up. But nobody seems to know for sure. TMZ has a squad parked outside of their hovel waiting for news and believe you me, the second I get an an update about this story I'll ask, "What are you talking about? Who did what?" Later on in the day Matt rushed the reporters at the property line but don't worry that's called a mock charge. They don't really want to hurt you and they'd rather not fight and risk injury.