Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Johnny Depp is Loony Tunes
Halloween came a little early for Johnny Depp when was in the Haneda Airport yesterday, dressed up like his favorite late 80's poser rock star. I'm not sure which one as they were all mostly interchangeable and pretty much the same. Could it be Hanoi Rocks? Or maybe L.A. Guns? Either way they all sucked. You should know I have that same Johnny Cash shirt. It was 82 degrees with 90% humidity in Haneda Japan on Monday so I'm not exactly sure why he's wearing a leather jacket or why these people insist on dressing like that in the middle of summer. I started to tell this story because it was about how he would sell everything except his private plane but I don't care about this anymore.