Antonio Banderas has a new girlfriend. Her name is Nicole Kempel, she's 37, attractive, and crazy as fuck. Do you know how I can tell? Look at her eyes. It's always in the eyes. Crazy women always have those giant saucer like eyes.
Always. That's an insane woman right there. One minute you're chatting over dinner, having a nice time, in a nice restaurant and you excuse yourself to use the restroom, on the way you stop to tie your shoe and when you come back she's foaming at the mouth because you were gone for two minutes longer than you said you'd be. "Who did you call?" "Was it that waitress that looked at you as we came in?" Oh yes. Don't believe me? Give it a shot sometime. They're easy to find because you can spot them from a mile away. Hell, I've managed it several times. Oh sure they're a lot of fun to be with (sex) but holy shit. All of this is not an indictment of her of course because I don't know her. Just remember though, NOT having saucer like eyes doesn't mean she
isn't a wacko. You're just going to have to find out I guess. Anyway, good luck Antonio.
