Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Jason Bateman is Hot

After I published the last piece I continued reading the original source story which I almost never do because I almost never read it at all. I mean, who gives a shit? Anyway, as I scrolled down I discovered that Justin "The World's Most Punchable Face" Bateman was also at the Jen/Husband dinner thing. Probably where they discussed fashion and maybe to figure out why Justin was wearing a jacket in New York on Monday when the high temperature was 89 degrees. Aren't you hot man? Seriously. Hey man, where's your sister?