The Fat Jew Acts Like an Asshole on a Boat

Noted Twitter personality and Tweet/joke/Instagram post thief The Fat Jew, or as the Daily Mail calls him The Fat Jewish, had a "celebrity" filled party aboard a rented yacht while he was dressed in pink. Was it a coming out party? No that's his "slutty sea admiral" costume. Yeah don't ask me. It was a release party for PINK PARTY Rose with Bubbles? Okay whatever that is, I won't be buying it anyway. But it was celebrity filled, at least by Daily Mail standards...

The guests included such luminaries as:

Kim Kardashian's best friend Jonathan Cheban,
The Real Housewives of New York's Dorinda Medley
The Bachelor's Olivia Caridi
And last but not least, Diplo.

That list reads like a who's who of who gives a shit. The Fat Jewish went on to say...

 'There are no rules on this boat. There's a lot of questionable decisions being made. By eight o'clock a lot of people will regret what they've said and done. And that's what we're going for.'

 By eight o'clock? Oh man lock up your daughters they're going to get WiLd! Okay, can I never write about this asshole again? Please?