Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Elizabeth Hurley Topless
I wasn't going to write about Elizabeth Hurley's latest mostly naked Instagram photo no matter how badly I wanted too because I didn't want to overwhelm this already Elizabeth Hurley heavy time of the year, but there was that whole unfortunate naked Greg Norman thing a few minutes ago so I needed something less...manly? You know what I mean. Anyway thanks Lizzy your a real life saver. And what I mean is, I'd love to wear you around my neck if you get my drift.