Man, there ain't shit to write about so I haven't written anything. Summer is usually pretty slow but I've never seen it like this. And I was already scraping the bottom of the barrel for the last week or two as it was, and there are only so many ways to say you want to have sex with Elizabeth Hurley or Jennifer Aniston without coming right out and saying it like I did just now. Hopefully something will turn up somewhere that doesn't involve around the clock coverage of the one time Donald Trump ordered food from a Russian restaurant back in the 80's or something. So I'll look around and hopefully something will turn up.
