Colin Firth is
divorcing his wife Livia (caution. auto-start ads) after 22 years because she had an affair with her childhood friend
Marco Brancaccia. And who could blame her, he looks like he stepped out of a pretentious black & white Italian movie that has subtitles that you'd see while surrounded by people that go to the movies alone, and not because she tried to throw away his black rimmed glasses like I thought. The source material called someone "the Love Actually star" but I'm not sure if they meant him or her and that movie was almost 20 years ago so I assume him since she was probably seven 20 years ago and he's who the story is about. But if you think I'd ever sit through Love Actually you need to get back to therapy.
