I just heard of Iliza Shlesinger. I usually despise stand up comics, with a few notable exceptions but - and I'm not sure why - I feel like she could change my mind. I could pretend to listen to her tell me why airports are terrible, and what it's like to go grocery shopping in New York for a couple of months and it probably almost wouldn't be like a living Hell on Earth. I guess she calls herself an "Elder Millennial" and I guess if it makes you feel better to call yourself that when you're pushing 40 I really have no problem with it. I'm all about helping you Iliza, give me a call.
!!!UPDATE!!!
I watched a Joe Rogan Podcast with her. Lets just say she seems very nice but maybe I'll just hang out over here with you guys.