Thursday, November 24, 2022

Jared Leto for the Ladies


 Jared Leto walked around with his shirt off. The most surprising thing about this isn't that he's 50 years old, it's that people still ask about Jared Leto. The last thing I seem to remember seeing him in was Fight Club and I may not be right even about that. And that was in 1999.  Put your shirt on you asshole, I'm sure it's freezing there. You know how you can tell? His 50 year old skin is as tight as a snare drum. That's what happens when it's cold, your skin shrinks and gets tight.  That could also explain why he's wearing baggy pants and not shorts because your skin isn't the only thing that shrinks in the cold if you know what I mean (I'm talking about his dick).