Brooke Shields went to the beach and that's a really good picture. Much like Sofia Vergara before, I won't mention her age, but she's also older than you. Potentially by two decades, maybe even three or more, so this should make you feel even worse than before. She's six feet tall you know, which I learned quite literally 10 seconds ago. Suddenly all those fantasies I ever had about The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman sprung to life, which may seem a little weird to you but that's called weeding out the non-hackers.
