Saturday, January 7, 2023

Noah Schnapp is Super Gay


Stranger Things star Noah Schnapp came out as gay and for some reason was surprised to learn that people figured it out before hand and, apparently,  just didn't bother to say anything. 

If you're gay I need to tell you something, and it may be surprising. There's a pretty good chance we already know. They don't call it "gaydar" because it's fun to say. Even though it is kind of fun to say. This isn't rocket science, and except for a tiny minority, we (meaning straight people) don't care. At all.

They say if you think your significant other is cheating on you, that feeling in your stomach you get is probably right. The same thing goes for gay people. If you think they're gay, they probably are. Even my gay friend Joey told me that.  It's all evolutionary. Humans haven't walked the Earth for seven million years by accident. 

Anyway, go, be gay. You don't even have to tell anybody pretty much nobody cares.