Yeah, yeah I know I'm sorry. I just haven't felt like doing this. Then someone named "Tina" from a "singing group"? called "S Club 7"(???) showed up dressed like that and saved the day. Apparently S Club 7 was a smash hit, famous... group. Of people. It's so weird to me that England can have these weirdly nostalgic stories - even though this one is kind of bad - and 99.98% of the world has never heard of these people.
I guess they were big in the 90s, which is weird because I was alive in the 90s and still.... nothing. Hey whatever, give me a call "Tina" we'll discuss your last name whatever it is. Does that dress still fit. I doubt it does. Hey don't blame me, I'm not in charge of aging.
