Thursday, January 19, 2023

Selena Gomez Balloons


Selena Gomez was at The Golden Globes where she won the award for Gaining the Most Weight after she spent the summer chugging beer and eating Taco Bell at three in the morning. Hey whatever, if you want to walk around looking like you're on a steroid regimen it's still a free country.

And yes I realize Golden Globes were weeks ago but the thing is, I don't care about this anymore.