Well, Here I Am and an Update

 So I was just a normal dude working at a business that I owned sometime around 2010-ish? None of what follows is meant to suggest I'm better than you, or funnier or smarter or any other thing you can imagine. Because in fact mostly the opposite is true. It's mostly just a way to tell you why this is here. All I'm saying is I'm just a regular person that has no real desire anymore to be famous or even really a writer. Just an average guy with an internet connection and too much time on my hands. 

Anyway, business -wise it was obviously slow going at first so I'd spend endless hours reading celebrity websites, mostly, because believe it or not 15 years ago that was pretty much the most exciting thing on the internet. 

I was only kind of into politics, insofar as I read the news, and not much more than that, so getting my life tangled up in that swamp was never really an option.  So one day I stumbled on a website at the time, a pretty big one actually, called Deceiver. They would call out celebrities for being hypocrites, you know preaching to people how we need to save water while washing their Rolls Royce with Perrier and flying two private jets around the world for a hamburger while telling people they shouldn't drive so much, you know, that kind of thing, and I became kind of a regular commenter. 

So toward the end I got pulled out of the muck of the comment section, they hosed me off and promoted me - such as it was - to writer. Unpaid of course.  Which I did for a while. I don't really remember how long. Maybe a year or so?  

And then one day it was gone. They just pulled the plug. By the way, that's why the web address for this is Deceiver Jr.  

I was a little surprised as it was kind of a big site that had hundreds of thousands of views every day, which back then was kind of a lot but that's how it goes. 

 So I bounced around writing for myself and at least one other a website called What Would Tyler Durden Do after the original guy sold or bailed or whatever happened, and I actually got paid there. 

In fact they still owe me like $100. 

This whole history is time compressed by the way as it spans about five or six years, but you get the idea. If some of this sounds scattershot, it's because it happened over the course of 10 or 15 years and I'm trying to remember it in some kind of order.  

I was still very inexperienced, as I'm not actually a writer, and I don't even consider myself to be a writer. At all. But I didn't much like how they operated so I just stopped writing there and moved mostly full time to this. Mostly just to blow off steam, and because while I don't consider myself a writer I do enjoy doing it. 

Anyway around the same time all of that stuff was ending, I created a what was then a Twitter account and really just started hanging out mostly there. It was much easier as my business started taking off and I was working 70-100 hours every week and simply didn't have time to write no matter how much I loved it. I could write a short post hit send and walk away. Which brings me to the next potential chapter of all this nonsense and the whole point of this.  

I'm considering moving this site to X.  I haven't made the final decision yet but I'm seriously considering it. I've had Google (Blogger's owner) remove stories people have objected too several times, and that likely won't happen there. If I do move it, I'll simply let this one sit, static until they delete it or until Doomsday because there's no way I'm transferring 4000 posts to a new website no matter how easy it is, so you can spend the next two years scrolling through old posts back here if you want

On the other hand I like the separation. I can write much more comfortably here and have the comments turned off so I don't have to put up with the bullshit so I don't know yet. I may have to expand it beyond this boring nonsense too so I don't know

Anyway before I go, IF I go, there I am at the top. I figured I'd finally give you the chance to make fun of me for a change. God knows I deserve it.

 

More Breaking Hilary Duff News

 

Hilary Duff is in the news again. Wanna know why? She said she never fights with her husband. !!!BREAKING NEWS!!! 

I didn't catch his name but I bet it's Tristan, or Ben or Cody. 

The writer of the original piece said she didn't believe her, so for confirmation they went to Twitter to see if other simple minded people agreed with here where they found this gem of a post 

 'Well if that works for you guys to neutralize things and keep the fire and passion burning throw another phone in the bush then. Lol,' another said.  

What? Another phone in the bush? What does that even mean? That actually sounds more like an Instagram comment, and I blame Starlink. Starlink has brought Facebook and it's adjoining features to people that don't even have indoor plumbing in 2026, of course they're going to have terrible opinions about Hilary Duff's marriage.

Me personally, I'm trying to figure out what to do with this blog because I can't imagine anyone actually wants to read about Hilary Duff this much.

 

Shenae Grimes NUDE

Shenae Grimes retired from "acting". Everything in this story sounds 100% made up to me.

 Shenae Grimes was skyrocketed into the spotlight in the early 2000s after she landed back-to-back roles in Degrassi: The Next Generation and 90210.

Grimes made her acting debut in Degrassi as Darcy Edwards when she was only 15 years old and appeared in the beloved series for four years until 2008.

 That same year she began starring as Annie Wilson in 90210 alongside Rob Estes, Tristan Wilds, AnnaLynne McCord, Dustin Milligan, Ryan Eggold, Jessica Stroup and Michael Steger, which only cemented her status as a massive Hollywood starlet.

I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about and I was alive in the early 2000s. The Daily Mail thinks just saying things wills them into our reality. "Degrassi: The Next Generation"? Sky rocketed into the spotlight? A bombshell?  What?

I'm sure she's probably very nice, but I own several televisions and I've never heard of a single person mentioned here. Ryan Eggold? Honestly all those people sound like a person that had a "staring" roll as a bank robber, or a spurned lover turned murderer in one 1974 episode of Barnaby Jones that maybe you see again as a specialty extra, like a welder with two lines, in a long lost PSA with Indians crying about the environment or some shit. Hey the world needs actors for commercials about diarrhea medicine too you know

Lil Poppa Popped

 

Another rapper died. Big surprise. You could pick any 19 year old, black-white-Native American person and tell me they were a rapper and I would absolutely believe you. 

Anyway this one got shot. Again. I don't know by whom or for what, but his music left a mark on me that I will never forget. I'm kidding of course I only ever hear about these guys a couple of days after they were gunned down. So I dutifully scan the story looking for information (name) and post it here for you to read. 

 Sorry Big Poppa, you'll be missed. Not by me but I'm sure someone will. 

 

 

 

 

Alexandra Daddario is Free as a Bird

 Two people you've probably never heard of are getting divorced. Alexandria Daddario and some guy who's name I saw but already forgot. Mike Frost? David Fog? Something like that. Too bad for them I guess. I was stunned to find out no one mentioned their "age gap" which is usually a big deal for you nit wits. He is 57 and she's 39 but she'll be 40 in March so while there is a difference in their ages, this is like saying a camel with one hump is different from a camel with two humps. They're both camels.  

They share a kid together so I feel bad for him/her but the kid is probably like two so they'll get over it. Hey my parents got divorced and I'm totally normal 

Jennifer Garner is Pretty Hot

 

I don't know how this happens but Jennifer Garner is 61. Two years older than Granny was when The Beverly Hillbillies started. Meanwhile Gen Z are already starting to look like three week old cucumbers.

Mia Farrow. Boomer Dullard

 

 Haha what a goddamn boomer. It's stuff like this that ruined famous people. People see shit like this and they realize they're just people. And a lot of them are very stupid. We need to go back to the days when Errol Flynn could kill someone with an empty whiskey bottle at a party and nobody would ever find out.

 

Aubrey Plaza Sees You

 This started out as a story about Aubrey Plaza who I haven't written about in a while because she seems incredibly boring even for a girl I would probably really like, even if I do think she probably has a screw loose,  but then I remembered it was about her attending New York Fashion Week and I'm not writing about that anymore because nobody on Earth cares.

On the other hand the newest fashion for this year seems to be "Early 80s East German Spy" and you're definitely getting no argument from me on that. Do you have ways of making me talk? Let's try some of them later

 

Apple Martin Gets a New Face

 

Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple Martin listed all the cosmetic producers she's had done. The fact that she has a list is pretty amazing considering she's 21 years old.  

 I didn't really see any sort of actual "list" by the way, they're just being coy because I guess they think that's cute. I assume number one on her list was "The Alien From the End of Close Encounters of the Third Kind Facial Procedure". I bet that wasn't cheap. Normally I would consider the children of celebrities hands off, but she's 21 and broadcasting all of this herself to her "fans". Whoever they are.

 Again you need to understand, I have zero issues with any kind of self improvement whatsoever, and if I've said it once I've said it 1000 times. If I had the money so much of me would be fake you'd think I was a robot, but you should probably wait until you're at least in your mid-30s, otherwise I have a feeling she's going to look like a Halloween pumpkin in late November buy the time she hits her 40s. That stuff does not last forever and in fact some of it only lasts about 10 years or so.  

Who knows maybe by the time her head starts looking like a candle that was left in the sun they'll have come up with more permanent solutions but 10 years flies by so I wouldn't count on it, so while your mom still has money make sure you put a couple hundred grand in a separate account somewhere now, because baby you're gonna need it.

Hillary Duff Tours NUDE

 

Hillary Duff announced a new world tour for 2026. Why, you ask? I don't know what are you asking me for, what am I Svengoolie? 

The 38-year-old former Disney Channel star will visit seven countries for the world tour, which kicks off June 22 in West Palm Beach, FL and concludes February 12, 2027 in Mexico City, MX. Duff's opening acts are all led by women - English synth-pop act La Roux as well as Canadian crooners Lauren Spencer Smith and Jade LeMac.

Wow.... sounds.... good?

Seeing this story I have to admit this is the first time I've thought about Hillary Duff in at least 10 years, I don't know why these people don't just take their piles of money and retire to Arizona or Lake Tahoe or something, I just do not get it. Why would you want to be on an eight month world tour at 40?

I suppose I'm not the target demographic for this so what do I know. Obviously she needs the money or something. 

On the other hand, I once saw an interview with Rob Halford, the singer for 80s heavy metal band Judas Priest where he talked about a tour they did, and after expenses they made ZERO money. So they broke even. Basically they did it for free. And at one point Judas Priest was about as big as you get, selling 50 million albums, and this was before the internet and Spotify. Way bigger than Hillary Duff, so that's a thing that happens too. 

Good luck with your world tour Hillary Duff I hope you have a good time I won't be there. Cut your overhead and watch your expenses

 

Britney Spears NUDE

 Good lord Britney Spears was so hot. Unfortunately she's 20 years old in that picture so I guess I'm kind of gross. Can that be right? Not the gross part I know that's right, I mean, was she 20 in 2001? How old was I? Am I in the future? 

Okay I mostly wrote this because Britney Spears in very little clothing and high heeled boots dancing with a snake is way more likely to get clicked on than another story about Zac Efron 

No one born after 2001 has even the slightest idea what kind of world they missed.

BREAKING JESSICA SIMPSON NEWS!

 She dyed her hair brown. I like brown hair even though honestly as a guy I don't really have a preference. It all depends on the girl. There are a couple photographs at the original story, I mean it's not brown, brown, it's more of a brown. You know what I mean? There's also mention from her "fans" how she's "aging backwards" as if she was 102 and not 45. Of course all of this comes from Instagram, which is only slightly worse than reading a hand scribbled tale of the Middle Ages written in crayon by an 11 year old with an IQ of 47. Most of Instagram's users seem to be either 77 year old Boomers that still wake up every day in 1969, and 13 year olds that basically think it's funny to say "poop" on the internet.

You guys are aware that probably at least half the comments on Instagram are AI chat bots, you do know that right? You don't have to believe me, just follow any single tool manufacturing account like Gear Wrench or something over there and see how often their posts are flooded by Snap-On tool fans. I realize Snap-On fans are basically retarded but nobody has that kind of time. 

Anyway, Jessica looks good with brown hair. Jessica looks good with blonde hair. Jessica would look good with red hair. Jessica would probably look good with no hair - which by the way I kind of actually like on girls - so it wasn't exactly this huge risk for her. Keep up the good work Jessica. The good work of having brown hair

Zac Ephron is Alive and Well

 Zac Ephron is still alive and he was "spotted" somewhere with an America's Got Talent finalist (?) named Angelina, last name uknown

They had other pictures of her walking around with her cookie cutter Instagram friends all wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day doing whatever 20 year olds do nowadays. Probably gas station boner pills or whatever. 

 I was looking for new people to write about, who knew it was going to be some 40 year old dude that was dating a 21 year old future nobody but this is the life I chose

 

Emily Ratajkowski NUDE

Emily Ratatouille went shopping in New York so she took some selfies to prove it. She has a nice stomach and she's very attractive but also obviously very stupid.  And I know that because you don't have to go to New York for everything anymore. That may have been the case 140 years ago, but they have a Nordstrom everywhere these days. 

  Even way out here in the middle of nowhere Chicago we have pizza, hot dogs, and every kind of store you could imagine. Even "bodegas".  We just call them convenience stores, since you can basically go grocery shopping in gas stations now so I don't really know why they think "bodegas" are anything special.  There are four WalMarts, three Home Depots and one of the largest shopping malls on Earth with nearly 300 different stores all within 20 minutes of where I live and I don't even know how many Goodwills and various second hand stores and pawn shops. Plus everything you buy in 2026 basically comes out of one of the same 10 factories in China so you New York people need to shut the fuck up for a while everyone is sick of your shit.

The Skinny on Amy Schumer

 Amy Schumer lost 50 pounds. "Thank God I can finally fit into my Polish truck driver tracksuit" she was overheard saying to a friend. 

She was carrying a bag full of gummy bears to help curb cravings. What they don't mention is that's her seventh bag.

There was a lot of other pointless information in the original story and none of it mentioned whether or not she was still an unfunny joke thief so I stopped reading 

 

 

Chappell Roan is Shocking NUDE

 I wasn't going to write about The Grammy Awards because, not only does no one care at all, they happened on Sunday which already feels like a month ago. Like I said I wasn't going to write about them and then Rochell Oan or Chapmann Roan or whatever her name is showed up wearing this ridiculous dress. 

Women that think they're sexy don't wear a one or two inch heel. We all know that. Four inches is the minimum, otherwise you just look like an 11 year old that's dressed up for Easter. You're nearly 30, grow up. And the shoes are the least of her worries.

The only reason this dress is "shocking" is because it's so stupid. I'm sure she wore it to protest something but I don't know what. It just looks bad. Someone with better tits and body would have likely pulled this off in a more substantial way but Chapman simply doesn't have the body for this. The reason Jennifer Lopez' dress at the Grammys in 2000 worked is because she (mostly) looked hot in it. And Jennifer Lopez was still a raging star at that point whereas Chappell Roan has a pretty limited appeal. With average sounding music and looks, it's just something you've all heard so many times before.

Either way I hope she got the attention she wanted because people talked about this until almost the following Tuesday morning. 

By the way, Google Images was basically invented because of Jennifer Lopez' Grammy dress, so I'm sorry it didn't really work out for you Chapman Roll

Jennifer Lawrence is That You?

They said this is Jennifer Lawrence but I have my doubts. I saved this story days and days ago and never got around to reading it or writing about it so I have zero idea what it was about and now you don't have to know either. I'm taking their word for it that that's actually her and not her reptilian replacement. 

 I will say however that my attitude toward Jennifer Lawrence has taken a 180 degree turn and maybe, just maybe she isn't as awful as I originally thought.You know what might change my mind? Some nudes. Or maybe even a video. I know she's older and has kids now but that's the very definition of MILF. Maybe that's what signaled my change in attitude but I have no idea, who am I Sigmund Freud?

Kylie Jenner Bikini Nude

 Animated, rubber faced, latex sex doll Kylie Jenner put on a bikini and sat around. I can't believe you're still talking about these Jenner/Kardashian people. You know who's still talking about them? People in England. Fashions move from West to East, so celebrities and fashion that's popular in California takes 3-6 years to reach the East Coast, and apparently 25 years to reach the UK. People in England are just now getting Affliction shirts. 

You know who you remind me of? Those frazzled old Boomers that still complain about Richard Nixon like the guy hasn't been dead for 30 years. Get with it grandpa, the Vietnam War ended 50 years ago.

 

Danica Patrick BIKINI NUDE.

Oh look, Danica Patrick. In a bikini. What a... surprise. I won't lie though, I'm glad she did this. And I like a girl with a nice stomach like that. Almost like a fitness model. But that's the limit. Anymore than that and things would start to get weird and uncomfortable for me.
 

 

 

Nicole Scherzinger BIKINI NUDE

 I thought I'd try to be better about staying on top of this in 2026. Why? For no reason, just to do it I guess, just like always. It's pathetic but it's a hobby. 

So I thought I'd come back with a story about a girl in a bikini. Nicole Scherzinger. She's attractive and has a nice body and goes on vacation a lot. That's it. She doesn't do anything else. She's not interesting in any other way, this is all she has to offer anyone. I've been seeing stories about Nicole Scherzinger on the internet for at least 10 years and this is it. She doesn't save animals, she doesn't travel to jungles and find lost cities, she doesn't go sky diving, collect art or talk about WWII... this is it. 

I hope these hot, famous women I've been reading abut since the 1990s are more interesting in real life then they are on gossip websites, but I'm starting to get the idea that they aren't. I can't imagine how awful it would be to be married to her or even just living with her.

Have you ever been to the beach? I have. I lived in Florida. You see that picture in the header? That's the beach. There's sand and there's water. That's it. Sand and water. And also A LOT of very fat people in less clothes than you ever wanted to see, only now they're wearing Crocs too. You have to find a place to park, you have to do a lot of walking, plus there's a very real possibility you could be swept away by a rip current and drown. It happens every day. Just trust me if you haven't been to the beach you aren't missing anything 

Anyway, Nicole Scherzinger in a bikini. Yadda yadda.