I thought I'd try to be better about staying on top of this in 2026. Why? For no reason, just to do it I guess, just like always. It's pathetic but it's a hobby.
So I thought I'd come back with a story about a girl in a bikini. Nicole Scherzinger. She's attractive and has a nice body and goes on vacation a lot. That's it. She doesn't do anything else. She's not interesting in any other way, this is all she has to offer anyone. I've been seeing stories about Nicole Scherzinger on the internet for at least 10 years and this is it. She doesn't save animals, she doesn't travel to jungles and find lost cities, she doesn't go sky diving, collect art or talk about WWII... this is it.
I hope these hot, famous women I've been reading abut since the 1990s are more interesting in real life then they are on gossip websites, but I'm starting to get the idea that they aren't. I can't imagine how awful it would be to be married to her or even just living with her.
Have you ever been to the beach? I have. I lived in Florida. You see that picture in the header? That's the beach. There's sand and there's water. That's it. Sand and water. And also A LOT of very fat people in less clothes than you ever wanted to see, only now they're wearing Crocs too. You have to find a place to park, you have to do a lot of walking, plus there's a very real possibility you could be swept away by a rip current and drown. It happens every day. Just trust me if you haven't been to the beach you aren't missing anything
Anyway, Nicole Scherzinger in a bikini. Yadda yadda.
