I wasn't going to write about The Grammy Awards because, not only does no one care at all, they happened on Sunday which already feels like a month ago. Like I said I wasn't going to write about them and then Rochell Oan or Chapmann Roan or whatever her name is showed up wearing this ridiculous dress.
Women that think they're sexy don't wear a one or two inch heel. We all know that. Four inches is the minimum, otherwise you just look like an 11 year old that's dressed up for Easter. You're nearly 30, grow up. And the shoes are the least of her worries.
The only reason this dress is "shocking" is because it's so stupid. I'm sure she wore it to protest something but I don't know what. It just looks bad. Someone with better tits and body would have likely pulled this off in a more substantial way but Chapman simply doesn't have the body for this. The reason Jennifer Lopez' dress at the Grammys in 2000 worked is because she (mostly) looked hot in it. And Jennifer Lopez was still a raging star at that point whereas Chappell Roan has a pretty limited appeal. With average sounding music and looks, it's just something you've all heard so many times before.
Either way I hope she got the attention she wanted because people talked about this until almost the following Tuesday morning.
By the way, Google Images was basically invented because of Jennifer Lopez' Grammy dress, so I'm sorry it didn't really work out for you Chapman Roll
