Jennifer Aniston Rocks

Jennifer Aniston went to the premier of a movie you won't see titled "The Leftovers" starring some guy everyone seems to be calling her husband. Jeffry something? Who knows. The important thing here is, she was dressed in leather like she was going to a Tesla concert at the House of Blues. Listen Jen, I hated Tesla in fact I still do they're pretty bad. But for you? I'd be happy to sit thro- I CAN'T! I'm sorry I just can't. Not Tesla please. Anything but that. Look how about a nice Damn Yankees reunion show. You remember them from such hits as that one song you heard on the radio a couple of times. I think Ted Nugent is in that band or something.

Jennifer Aniston is a Private Dick

Jennifer Aniston finally joined the 1981 version of Charlie's Angels. I wonder what sexy adventure she'll have first. Does it involve a remarkably handsome blogger? We'll just have to wait and see I guess. By the way, she's in a lot of movies with Jason Bateman isn't she? If I was Justin Tibedoux or whatever her husband's name is, I'd start asking some questions. I'm not trying to start any problems, it's just something I've noticed. Haven't you noticed that Jackson?

Oh Hi Jennifer

Oh dear God

Hi Jennifer Aniston

Nothing to see here, move along. I SAID DON'T LOOK YOU CREEPS SHE'S MINE.