Mariah Carey Has a Staff Writer

The original title of this photograph was "Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Svelte Figure". I happened to see this while I was checking what the weather was like in Fantasy Land and figured you guys might like to see it too.

Mariah Carey Sweeps the Competition

Mariah Carey showed up in Toronto for what I can only assume was some kind of eating contest. I'm not sure if she even records music anymore.