Lady Gaga Does Stuff

 Lady Gaga is going to perform at Joe Biden's inauguration, so if you want to see two things that are going to suck all in the same place, now's your big chance.

David Bowie Breaks Out

 An unreleased David Bowie demo is set to be auctioned off on Friday. It includes the songs "Run Piper Run" and "Lay Your Head Upon My Shoulder" and is expected to bring $20,000. I wouldn't pay $2 for anything by David Bowie who, although he seems like a cool guy, is in my opinion probably one of the most overrated musical acts on the planet, second only to Queen. But then I'm not an effeminate high school boy, or a middle aged, upper-middle class white woman with mental problems so what do I know.