Elle Macpherson Orders a Foot Long

 (These are mostly garbage posts I had hanging around but I didn't have to write today so that's a good thing)


 I can't unsee Elle Macpherson's foot. I'm sure she's very nice though. And rich. Very, very rich.

Elle Macpherson is at Macy's

This article discussed Elle Macpherson's disastrous love life and string of failed marriages. She's 53 by the way, not 33. It's possible she just hasn't met the right man. It's all real estate moguls, and casino owners, and billioaires with yachts. Why not try a walk on the wild side Elle? How about a sexy, soon to be unemployed blogger? You know what they say, once you go blogger you never go back.

!!!UPDATE!!! Yes I saw the typo too but I thought I'd write this whole sentence telling you to eat shit than taking the easier option of simply fixing it.