Saweetie Goes Phishing

 I haven't written about Saweetie in a while, so here she is at a Lakers game. They mentioned that a couple of other "famous" people were there but I forgot who they said. I wonder why she decided to wear that particular shirt to a Lakers game where she was sitting courtside. Where's your mask, dummy.

Saweetie is Taking a Three Hour Tour

 Saweetie was at Summer Jam in New Jersey too but she was dressed like a sexy Gilligan. This must've been the weirdest costume contest ever. And yes I know I said I wasn't going to write about her anymore, but I'm trying to secure a spot at the next Trashy Woman Meet Up and every little bit helps. If any of you would forward these links to them I'd appreciate it.

"Saweetie" is a Thing

"Saweetie" was also at Fashion Week, she was "rapping". I guess? I don't know, I've never heard of her, it's all very weird. Sure she's attractive but you see those fingernails? Those nails are a HUGE red flag. An attractive girl like that is going to snag you with her sexy barely there net style, naked outfit and then spend the next 25 years sitting on the couch spearing donuts with those nails while wearing a princess crown until eventually she'll need an oxygen tank and motorized scooter to get around while you work yourself into an early grave. It doesn't happen quickly, it's slow and methodical. Kind of like a spoiled glacier. No thanks I'll pass. See? You have to know things like this, so I hope you're keeping track.

Saweetie is Still a Person

 "Saweetie" is in the news again. Probably for her ability to "rap". It's more likely though that it was because of her tits. Which I have to admit caught my eye. Just look at 'em. I thought her name looked familiar and look at that! I've written about her before! In September 2019.  It's two years later she still has those nails, and you don't get to keep nails like that by doing a lot of heavy lifting. Or any lifting at all actually. Fingernails like that break off if you look at them the wrong way so there's probably a dent in her couch that her ass fits into perfectly. Two years huh? Boy, time sure flies when you don't know someone exists. .

Saweetite Goes Tits Up

 I had added "Saweetie" to my never write about again list", because she's a laughably ridiculous flash in the pan, and then she posted a picture on Instagram that really got me thinking, and I said to myself, "Hey once more wouldn't hurt", and so here we are.

Saweetie Sees Red

 Saweeite (or whatever the fuck her name is) put on her best red dress, her spider eyelashes and her MS-13 hair and went out to dinner. They didn't say where she went but I'll bet she didn't leave anybody a tip.

Kylie Jenner Beep Boop

Kylie Jenner still looks like what people in 1983 thought a robot faced, latex sex doll would look like. I'll bet the sex doll has a better personality. I haven't been here for like a week and this is what I come back too. 

See, this is why I haven't been here for a week. It's all Jennifer Lopez, Saweetie and a somewhat lifelike latex sex doll. You people really are pathetic.

Saweeite's Fame Balloons

 Saweetie - or however you spell it -  and her gigantic ass are dating some rapper you never heard of named "YG".  I hope he put her in his will before he gets shot to death outside of a Denny's at 3am for his Chrysler 300. I'm not even sure what it is she does, and I've actually written about her before. I am NOT going back to find out what I said, because frankly I don't know how she's managed to stay famous for even this long. So many people are famous rappers now I might even be one and I just don't know it yet.