Tina Fey is a Big Bully

 Some people are blaming Tina Fey and her husband's show, "The Tina Fey Show" or whatever it's called for the death of famous plastic surgeon Dr. Frederick Brandt who committed suicide on Sunday. Not so fast say some others...

"It wasn't the only thing troubling him, it was just one factor," the source adds. "It definitely hurt him. He was absolutely upset, who would want that? But that was not why he committed suicide. But it didn't help."

In Kimmy Schmidt, released in March, Jane Krakowski's character Jacqueline Voorhees is a frequent client of plastic surgeon Dr. Grant (pronounced "Franff"), played by Martin Short, and the script ridicules his eccentric behavior and appearance.

I never heard of the doctor but you have to admit the similarities are striking. But hey, I'm not here to accuse or defend anybody of anything. What I will say is Tina Fey, and Jane Krakowski get a pass on me for this one one because they both definitely fall into my ribbon candy zone. And besides if I was accused of  causing the suicide of everyone I ever made fun of I'd be charged with crimes against humanity.

Dana Delany is Marriage Material

Dana Delany was at some premier for some show somewhere and I bet it was all terribly exciting and I'm sure it's a fine circus act, or documentary, or comedy docudrama or whatever the hell it is but who cares because holy shit she's 59 years old and she's very much still on my list of women over 40 that I'd buy ribbon candy for. And in case you're wondering the list is pretty much all of them and buying ribbon candy for means have sex with.

Wilco is Still a Thing

Wilco canceled their May 7 concert in Indiana...

 “We are canceling our May 7 show at the Murat in Indianapolis. The ‘Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act’ feels like thinly disguised legal discrimination to us. Hope to get back to the Hoosier State someday soon, when this odious measure is repealed. Refunds available at point of purchase,”

They should probably cancel their shows in these other 19 states then because those 19 states have very similar laws. I'm not sure which is more surprising, the fact that every one is freaking out over what seems to be a pretty common thing, or the fact that Wilco still has shows to cancel.

Clash of the Stupid

Apparently there's such a thing as Instagram feuds. Hey D-List celebrities have to stay in the public eye somehow and if you go by the picture since Blac Chyna (?) spends all of her time in fat ninja school she has to pick fights with teenagers that are slightly more famous then her otherwise who would know who she is? But I did notice that Kylie seems to run around a lot in a cape so you never know maybe this whole thing will turn into a super hero fight for really dumb people.

Jennifer Lopez is Attractive

For some reason I wish I didn't think Jenifer Lopez was so goddamn hot. I heard she's a terrible person. As coincidence would have it, I'm horribly shallow and enjoy having sex with attractive women so lucky me!

Gwen Stefani is Immortal

I haven't really seen much to write about but then I haven't really been looking either. Luckily someone mentioned Gwen Stefani and since I'd like to have sex with her I started looking for pictures. Mainly for research purposes only. For instance, the image on the left is her in the mid to late 90's. The image on the right is her from sometime in the last eight weeks. Is she still married to the guy from that terrible "alternative" band Bush? I guess living with a gay man really does keep you young.

Gwyneth Paltrow is Tough

 Noted idiot Gwyneth Paltrow posted an old picture of herself I guess for "Throwback Thursday" because stupid internet things are fun, and it's from when - as the Daily Mail puts it - "Gwyneth Paltrow was just a budding actress trying to make it in Hollywood." It must've been a very difficult time for her struggling like that. What with only a movie director father, a famous actress for a mother, and a small $10 million dollar trust fund when she arrived it's really a miracle she managed to survive at all.