Richard Dean Anderson Looks Fit

Here's Richard Dean Anderson of MacGuyver fame loading his car with what I assume is the third time with groceries for the week. Maybe that explains why he didn't ride his full dress Harley Davidson because you know there's at least one of those in his garage. Maybe he just rides that to go get ice cream.

Leonardo DiCaprio Looks Good

Here's a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio leaving what I can only imagine was the Burl Ives Store for Men. You don't have to be a member to get in but a beard and a 1930's Bowery Boy hat you can push forward on your head like you're gonna get into a fight is required.  I bet his shopping bag is full of cigars and playing cards of women in old time lingerie.

Katie Holmes is Bangin'

Head bangin' that is. Here she is at the premier for her short film Eternal Princess. I bet it was her assistant that said something like, "Hey maybe you should dress like you're going to a Tesla concert at the House of Blues!" Maybe she stood around at the open bar drinking White Russians and talked about how much better the music was in the early 90's. Next time talk about your movie Kate.

The World According to Gwyneth

This is what Gwyneth Paltrow would buy at the grocery store if someone gave her $29, put a shopping cart in front of her and told her the narrow end of the cart is the front.  Tortillas, black beans a tomato, some cilantro hey maybe it's Mexican night at the Paltrow residence or maybe she handed her maid the money and told her to go wild (Not pictured: eight gallons of milk). I don't think I've eaten seven limes in my entire life but apparently Gwyneth needs one a day for reasons I'll make up right now. Hint: She uses them for sex. It's weird but hey I never judge.

Aaron Hernandez is Dumb

Former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has been convicted of first-degree murder in the killing of Odin Lloyd in June 2013. This mental defective could've spent the next three years playing a children's game and then spent the rest of his life doing nothing but counting money. Instead he wanted to act like a common wannabe low-life street corner thug, shooting at people in "clubs" and polishing his shiny rims on a used Chrysler 300 (behind two payments I'm sure).  He deserves every second of the life sentence just because he's that much of an idiot. If nothing else it'll keep him from breeding.

Mariah Carey Looks Real

The picture on the left is the cover of Mariah Carey's new album that's due to be released in may. The picture of Mariah Carey on the right was taken in March at some kind of benefit. I hope it was a benefit for The United Photoshop Workers Union of America and not for hungry or starving people because that kind of seems like it would be a slap in the face.

Farewell Tour?

Didn't Jerry Garcia die 20 years ago? Because I'm pretty sure he did.