Elizabeth Hurley is at it Again

Elizabeth Hurley was in a bikini, AGAIN. So I wrote about her, AGAIN. What, between her and Halle Berry and Christie Brinkley this is quickly becoming the Hot Women over 50 blog. Kind of like those Dating Website commercials you see on TV for people over 50 I guess. You know the one that uses people in their 40's in the commercials and is aimed at people in their 60's? Is it just me or is her head and face getting bigger. Maybe that's what happens I guess. Your joints start to ache a little, you need glasses, you slow down physically, your head and face grow...It's all just the reality of getting older.

Let's Go to the Beach

I know I just wrote about Halle Berry the other day but it's my blog I'll do whatever I want. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

What the Hell Brit

Britney Spears was photographed hanging out at the mall with this guy I used to know named Stosh. He was a guitar player. It looks like he cut off all his hair though. Nice guy.

Traitor to be Traded?

Colin "Spoiled Brat" Kaepernick is likely going to be cut from the San Francisco 49's, but not for political reasons, oh no not at all...

the 49ers are deeply concerned with Kaepernick’s decline as a player, which started last season when he struggled before getting benched, then got even worse this offseason when he lost significant muscle mass when he couldn’t work out following multiple surgeries.

The guys a punk. Cut his ass. He says if he loses his quarterback position or if he doesn't play professional football ever again he'll just switch to "social activism". HAHA. I wonder how much social activism pays. I bet it's not $114,000,000 over the course of six years. Maybe he's taken one too many blows to the head, that's the only thing I can think of.

Ryan Lochte is Hot

Of course Ryan Lochte wears a slouch beanie. Why wouldn't he wear one. And a long sleeved shirt.  In Los Angeles. In August. Maybe he was wearing it to show support for his girlfriend who is wearing a knee length jacket. Did I mention it was almost 90 degrees in Los Angeles on Tuesday? Maybe they're dressed to go to one of L.A.'s world famous pumpkin patches. They could just want to be first in line. Or a hay ride, and then maybe some apple picking at The Errol Flynn Memorial Apple Orchard or wherever it is you bunch of hippies go in California. Bunch of weirdos.

Renee Zellweger Stayed at a Holiday Inn

Renee Zellweger always looks tipsy and like she's about to fall over. Like your sister in-law at a Labor Day barbecue. To prove my point, here she is after she got drunk and tried on a Kung Fu uniform for the cameras in a Holiday Inn conference room. That ditzy innocence look was cute when she was 24 but not so much now that she's 47.

Henry Cavill Awakens

Henry Cavill spent the day asking hot girls "Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out."