Kim Kardashian is a Liar

Kim Kardashian says she's lost so much weight she's down to 105 pounds. As proof she posted this photo shopped picture of her looking thinner that's stretched out so much that it also apparently made her 11 feet tall. Good job Kim.

Bethenny Frankel is Talking

I saw this connected to some story about Bethenny Frankel who's on some dumb show I've never seen, but I'm sure you're a huge fan of it, and in this story she's described as 47 years old. 47. If she's 47, I'm the High Priest of the Incas. You know what? She looks okay, I mean why lie about it? Obviously that washed out picture taken with my mom's camera from the 1970s with one of those square flash cubes doesn't help but she looks good. And besides, nobody outside of Me, The Daily Mail, and the gay dudes that watch the Bravo Network knows who she is anyway.

Avicii's New Song is Haunting

A new Avicii track is set to be released three months after his death. It's called "Heaven" although since he's dead I assume he's not actually releasing it from Heaven because that would be pretty scary and not at all something I'd want to hear. If you listened to it your face would probably melt like those guys in Raiders of the Lost Ark although I have to admit that would be pretty cool too. Scary, but cool.Good luck with your new song Avicii's ghost.

Liam Hemsworth is a Man of Action

Liam Hemsworth was photographed paddle boarding in Malibu. Is this all these fucking people do? Go to the beach, buy clothes and occasionally make a crappy movie? I don't want to be a Negative Nelly but I hope this fucking guy gets swallowed whole buy a shark. Asshole.

Brooke Burke Goes to the Pool

I have to admit, I didn't really feel much like writing anything the last day or two. I still don't actually. It's just one of those grooves you fall into I guess, and having a job sucks and all that so I wind up staring at the computer screen, dreading having to type a bunch of garbage here and then all the sudden Brooke Burke shows up in a purple bikini and I'm like, "Hey. Maybe I should tell others about this". And there you go. As usual I'm not sure what she does, I thought she had a cooking show on the Food Network or something I have zero idea. Or maybe she was married to someone, probably a baseball player. Or maybe a NASCAR driver? What I'm saying is, I don't give a shit. Whatever the case may be her job now seems to be walking around in a bikini and you know what? That's alright with me. In fact she should get a raise. Hell I got one just looking at her. I mean a boner in case you were wondering.

Kristen Bell Does Things

I'm not sure why Kristen Bell wearing her grandmother's living room drapes to go shopping is news but I guess it is.

Zombie Boy Now a Zombie

Lady Gaga's friend and a guy in one of her videos killed him self and she's sad. Rick “Zombie Boy” Genest was found dead in his apartment after an apparent suicide. Who would have imagined he had mental problems? Certainly not me.