Jennifer Aniston Braless

Remember when I said I'd write about Jennifer Aniston's braless photo shoot for Elle Magazine? Of course you do how could you forget it was like 10 minutes ago, what are you a goldfish? Well here it is and you better read it because you're never going to see that movie. Ever have this crazy idea of living in the desert with a hot blonde that wears nothing but dago t-shirts and aviator sunglasses? Because I do.

I Like Black and Orange

Jennifer Aniston was at the premier of her new movie "Dumplin'" and no I'm not sure why she's orange. It's okay with me though I wouldn't care if she was green. Frankly that might be kind of awesome. And to prove I don't care,  I'll whip together a quick post about her bra-less photo shoot for some magazine. I think it's Elle but other than Soldier of Fortune and Easyrider I don't read magazines so don't ask me.

Halle Berry is Pretty in Pink

I have to be honest, I don't feel like doing this much at all this week so here's Halle Berry at some thing somewhere. The website where I steal 90% of these pictures from seems to love pointing out people's ages, and they were only to happy to mention that Halle Berry is 52. Halle Berry could be 502 for all I give a shit, honestly what difference does it make. Let's face it you're half  her age and  you're probably younger than I am and you could only dream of looking that good so why don't you get off of mine and Halle's backs.

Gwyneth Paltrow is on the Beach

Goofy flake Gwyneth Paltrow says she's glad paparazzi weren't as prevalent in the 90'swhen she and Brad Pitt called it quits.

'Cameron Diaz and I talk about this all the time. We’re like, "Thank God in the early ’90s there were [so few] paparazzi. Thank God."' she added.

'We cry in gratitude that no one was following us around and seeing what we were doing.'

Yeah gee that's too bad. Also there was a story about how she's selling some kind of $4000 weekend sex bag or something, but if you need $4000 worth of items to have fun having sex instead of just spending $50 bucks on some wine coolers and Miracle Whip or something - I hate to break this to you - you're doing something terribly wrong. Either way neither story really interested me all that much I was just using them as an excuse to post that picture she took for something called WSJ Magazine. Good God she's attractive isn't she? See? I don't need to spend $4000 when a free internet picture will do just fine.

Taylor Swift Update!

Remember when she dressed like this? Boy was that something.

Elizabeth Hurley is Exciting

If Elizabeth Hurley keeps posting bikini pictures on Instagram I'll keep writing about it. It's why the internet was invented

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Investigates

 Neil DeGrasse Tyson is being looked at through a super powerful telescope. Kind of like how he might look into outer space or whatever. You see, he's the internet/pseudo-smart person's latest darling to walk into a meat grinder

 The action follows a report by David McAfee, in which Dr. Katelyn N. Allers, Associate Professor of Physics and Astronomy at Bucknell University, claimed that Tyson groped her at an after-party following a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in 2009, while Tyson’s former assistant Ashley Watson said she was forced to quit her job over his inappropriate sexual advances.

 Are we still believing all women? Or is that a selective thing. I guess we're about to find out aren't we.