Get Yours While They Last

Wow that was fast.  I imagine they were ready one way or the other, it's just smart business.  Still, $50? That seems pretty steep, and it's not like these collector things appreciate in value, you buy it because you like it. But not for $50, no way. They're just taking advantage. Or maybe it's all the sales to head trauma units and special schools who knows.  You can't violate two things, the speed of light, and the law of supply and demand. I'd explain the last one to you but I see you're wearing your helmet.

Cate Blanchett Does Things

Cate Blanchett did some things while someone took her picture. I have to be honest, since this whole Corona thing started, I haven't really heard much from these Hollywood people beyond the usual phony virtue signaling, hypocritical concern, etc., and you know what? I honestly don't miss them. I can't remember the last time I even thought of Cate Blanchett. I saw this picture and I actually said "Oh yeah her" out loud to myself. I may have put her name to her face eventually but it wouldn't have been immediate anymore. And I bet I'm far from alone. I'd say I feel bad for them but I don't. Not even a tiny bit. I guess I sort of feel bad for the deluded numbskulls that tried to make it in showbiz just as it all started but they still have an out. They're probably young and can do other things. But if a "major" Hollywood type didn't save any money, now what? I guess Home Depot is always hiring.

John Leguizamo Answers Your Questions

John Leguizamo said some stuff about the election. I bet if you try real hard you can guess what he said, maybe not word for word, but I'd bet you could probably get pretty close. I think the most surprising thing about all this is people are still asking John Leguizamo questions.

Chris Hemsworth for the Ladies

Chris Hemsworth took his shirt off because that's what Chris Hemsworth does. It wasn't made clear exactly why, maybe he had to count to 12.

President Biden?

Act fast and order your Bradford Exchange Joe Biden Commemorative Safety Helmet while you can. Protect yourself from falls and occasional violent outbursts. Supplies are limited.  Buy two and you get a free Pocket Fisherman to use in your swimming pool on those sunny days.

Cardi B is Active

Cardi B and her fingernails said she's getting up "extremely early" (so 2:30?) to vote against Donald Trump  

'I'm tired of getting upset every single time I see this man talk'

 In a weird twist of events, I was just saying that very same thing about Cardi B.

Site Update! Now with Covid!

 I got super sick last night. I don't know what it was but I'll spare you the gory details, and trust me, you don't want to know. I looked around for something to write about but there wasn't much and I really have to be in the mood to make something out of nothing so maybe I'll just go to bed. Jesus Christ Jennifer Aniston is unbelievable. If you asked me to describe a girl when I was 15 would have drawn her.