Natalie Portman is Leggy

 It was a tough call but even Natalie Portman in that dress and heels can't make me go see whatever piece of crap they were talking about in this story. Sorry, I don't know the movie because I saw this picture and I pretty much stopped paying attention after that.

Eva Mendes Claps Back

 Eva Mendes is clapping back at her haters about her having plastic surgery, or maybe she didn't have plastic surgery, I'm not sure which. I'm also going to start saying "clapping back at my haters"...

The retired actress, 46, took to social media on Monday saying she 'wanted to clear up' a few things after her response to a comment lead to a piece claiming she 'denied plastic surgery accusations.'

'Never "denied plastic surgery,"' she wrote while sharing a grab of a headline. 'All I did was reply to a specific comment on SM,' she continued. 'Would never deny that stuff. I’m all for it. All. For. It.'

Good for her. I will never understand what it is about plastic surgery some people don't like, and why they would attack others for having any kind of procedure done. If you can look good, or better, or make yourself feel better, why on Earth wouldn't you? 

It's possible plastic surgery couldn't help those people so they just shit on it constantly. Sorry you were born so physically ugly and repulsive that even 21st Century science cant help you. Now leave me and Eva alone.  .

Sophie Xeon Dead

Sophie Xeon died.

"Tragically our beautiful Sophie passed away this morning after a terrible accident. True to her spirituality she had climbed up to watch the full moon and slipped and fell,"

 She was a "transgender DJ" in case you didn't know. I can decipher that statement for you if you want. Here goes...

Sophie died after she fell trying to take a selfie in front of the moon while standing on a cliff 

Obviously I can't know that for certain, but if you learn to read between the lines it can make your life a lot easier. Plus what I described is actually not a rare thing.  Here's the actual link, sorry.

Welcome Back Demi Moore

 Demi Moore's face is back to normal , and the proof is the Instagram picture she posted after the fashion show thing. And thank God too. I was actually relieved to see this.  I'm glad you're back Demi. Call me. The usual number..

A Record for a New President

 31,000 people have died from Covid since Joe Biden became president.

Olivia Attwood is The Leader

 Here's another Olivia in a bikini. This one is blonde though so it's different. I see she's trying to carve out her niche among the Olivias. Who knows, maybe she's their queen or something. All hail Queen Olivia The Blonde.

Pink has a Type

 Joey Fatone of NSYNC "fame" says he asked out Pink a couple of times but it didn't work out.

 I actually asked her out a few times and we went out,' Joey later added.'We were cool as heck. But I guess I wasn’t her type, so that was it.

Pink has what is essentially a Mohawk, and her husband is a tattoo covered, dirt bike, and off road vehicle racer. Joey Fatone is basically a doughy guy from Brooklyn so I'm kind of kind of shocked he wasn't her type.. ..