Padma Lashkmi is Okay

It's Friday so here's Padma Lakshmi in her underwear. Why she posted this picture I don't really know, does it matter? Did you know she was married to Salman Rushdie of "The Satanic Verses" fame? Why? I also have no idea.  Maybe since they're Indian it was an arranged marriage it's the only logical explanation. She has since divorced him. Why? That's also something I don't know. Maybe she got tired of all the raids at dawn on all of those poor cowboys out on the plains, and siting at home taking care of their yurt while he was out doing God knows what. This story was like a regular United Nations of information wasn't it?

Janet Jackson is Pregnant

Janet Jackson is pregnant. Or maybe the woman in the picture ate Janet Jackson, I'm not really sure what happened, I didn't read the story what am I, a librarian?

Juliette Lewis is Cool

I think Juliette Lewis is attractive. Well...maybe not in this photo but you know what I mean. Did you know her father was this guy? I didn't know that. I always liked how he turned his hat backwards when Clint Eastwood would get mad. Well, I gotta go I hope you enjoyed this story.

Madonna is a Voter

Madonna tweeted this picture where she declared the she's going to "vote for intelligence" whatever that means, and ended her daring statement with five emojis. Keep in mind that Madonna is almost 60 years old. My hope is, that if you're looking to Madonna for voting advice, you won't actually be voting.

A Hemsworth is Daring

 One of the Hemsworth brothers, I'm not really sure which one is against abusing children. Look pal, his name is in the lower left hand corner of the header picture, If you really want to know why not just look down? I would, but I'm a very busy man. It's about time you did some things for yourself anyway. This particular Hemsworth brother is taking part in an initiative to "raise awareness" of violence against children by painting one of his fingernails? I don't get it.

 'One in five children fall victim to physical and/or sexual violence, before they turn 18. That’s one too many. For the month of October, I’ll be painting one nail to represent this statistic and raise awareness and funds to end violence against children.'

 I almost never understand these social media driven, raising awareness type campaigns. Mostly because I'm not an effeminate 22 year old. What does painting one nail have to do with anything. But hey good for him. It's a daring, some might even say risky, stance to be against people abusing children. What next, being totally against kicking puppies? I'm shaving half of my head for the month of December to stop people from setting kittens on fire because setting kittens on fire is bad can't you see that? Oh you think that's dumb, do you? I can't believe it. Maybe you're the type that would set a kitten on fire. You monster. Why don't you go hang out with Hitler.

Larry Sanders Isn't Just a TV Show

This is Bernie Sanders brother Larry, and besides looking like a magical mushroom that is the keeper of all the wisdom in the universe, he's also running for David Cameron's seat in Parliament in the UK. I didn't know Bernie Sanders had a brother. I guess he's lived in the UK since the 60's. Probably to dodge the draft like all the commies did.

Jennifer Connely is a Woman of Action

Jennifer Connely looks like some kind of stick figure sticker a "feminist" would put in the rear window of her Honda Element to show she supports other women of action and drive.