Camila Morrone Goes to the Beach

 Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Camila Morrone wen to the beach and the source material said she had a "toned bikini body". Yes she's 25, she's supposed to have a toned bikini body. I admit hers is probably better than most but still. I'm not sure how to end this so I'll just say, I love you Camila

Dua Lipa Remains Famous

 Dua Lipa wants to continue being a famous singer so she did what any female artist that wants to be taken seriously does. She put on a bikini and took pictures of herself. Such a talent. The funny thing is, I've never heard even one second of a Dua Lipa song but I've seen her 97% naked. At least she's good at one of those things I guess.

Sienna Miller Saves the Day

 I know I said I'd try to write less about women in bikinis, but Sienna Miller put on a bikini and what was I supposed to do? Pretend it didn't happen? Thank God she's 40 years old and not 25.

Warren Beatty is in the Cards

 Warren Beatty was in his car with his wife Annette Benning leaving a restaurant, and it looks like they're probably on their way to your house to play pinochle or whatever 85 year olds do. It's difficult to believe this is this same guy.  Still, I suppose everyone gets older. Not me though. I'll be the very definition of a "Silver Fox". Come find me when I'm 85 and I'll prove it, I'll just show you my abs. If I can remember where they are.

Lily Rose Depp Flexes

 I know, I know. I'm trying to stay on top of this but it's been hard, and frankly I have a lot of other things happening. I'm also considering writing about something other than women in bikinis, but unfortunately for you however, women in bikinis or very little clothing is 90% of the stuff I read about. The other 10% is mostly about building hot rods and motorcycles and you guys aren't manly enough for that yet. 

For instance here's Lily-Rose Depp, who I assume is Johnny Depp's daughter. She's at least a decade below my minimum age requirement - she's 23 I guess - and it all depends on the girl, but I am flexible. And judging by her outfit she is too. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

Anyhoo, I should probably try to expand my reading a little that way you guys won't get bored with this but I don't know. We'll see. Stick with me here.

Gabrielle Union NUDE

 Gabrielle Union posed "nude" for her Instagram. I think it was for Instagram. I read the story but I saved this picture a couple days ago and then forgot about it so I don't remember anything that it said. I'm sure she did it to support Ukraine or maybe abortion or something but who ever knows with these Hollywood fruit loops. Still, she looks pretty good naked. At  least the parts I can see, but she may have a bunch of weird scars or something, which, would be pretty cool now that I think about it.

Olivia Newton-John Dead at 73

 Olivia Newton-John sailed off to Xanadu. She was great. RIP Olivia